what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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