I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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