Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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