if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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