whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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