He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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