Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
