i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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