She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Randomize
