where does the pee come out of this thing
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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