Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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