just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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