OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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