good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize