Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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