windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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