But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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