She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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