North Korea, Best Korea!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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