i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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