I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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