This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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