Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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