Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
