I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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