i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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