So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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