it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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