What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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