dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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