i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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