Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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