we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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