on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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