tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Randomize
