No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Randomize
