so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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