thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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