The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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