the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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