Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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