the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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