The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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