U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it because I queefed?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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