i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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