Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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