Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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