what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Randomize
