CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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