Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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