This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But break dance skills will only take you so far
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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