she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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