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• (913): View more from Kansas

  U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook

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• (650): View more from California

  I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment

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