i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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