did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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