i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well I just put wine in my tea
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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