I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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