i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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